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Fanfic阅读笔记 06

这篇记录的是Discworld相关。

包含的配对/组合:
Discworld:Vetinari, Death; Vetinari, Mr. Wuffles; Vimes, Carrot; Vimes, Sybil; Cheery, OC; Carcer, Death; Vimes一家


Discworld


标题:Curtain Call
网址:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1279360/1/Curtain-Call
作者:afrai
配对:Havelock Vetinari/Death
分级:Gen
Patrician和Death一起选购窗帘。非常短的片段。
想来他们其实颇般配的…而且虽然Ankh-Morpork的背景不是现代,但读这篇时我老是想成他们在Costco之类的大卖场,推手推车逛街。
Death喜欢骷颅兔子的花样。

  

标题:Mister Vimes'd Go Spare!
网址:http://archiveofourown.org/works/244534
作者:Lunik
配对:Samuel Vimes, 很多的OC
分级:Gen
当初看到Major Character Death的警语,估计应该是挺伤感的故事,殊不知读完暖烘烘的。
伟大的Sam Vimes,Commanderof City Watch逝世。这个消息传遍了碟形世界,尤其各地的警卫、Sammie们特有感触。很喜欢故事里描述人们对Vimes过世的反应,还有他是如何影响世界各地的警察。Commander不愧是劳碌命,死了不得安息,还成了神,于是怒气冲冲去Treacle Mine警卫屋"显灵",质问是谁让他成神的。后来Vimes被Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers说服(用Vetinari那种无可抗拒的贿赂/要挟方法),成了the God of Watchmen。是说Vimes心肠软果然是众所周知的事情。
最后警卫之神Vimes问Dorfl(无神论的golem)他现在信神了吗,Dorfl的回答,

“NotGods, Yet.” said Sergeant Dorfl. “But Always Sam Vimes.”

Vimes就算入土了还是一直被升官…

 

标题:On Being Female
网址:http://archiveofourown.org/works/590220
作者:Nomad(nomadicwriter)
配对:Carrot Ironfoundersson, Samuel Vimes
分级:Gen
Carrot向Vimes报告,他要加入矮人女性公会。Vimes的脑袋试图跟上Carrot的逻辑,还有这意味着什么。
Vimes最后好不容易达到的理解,

"You'd rather... assert your right to be acknowledgedas female by not doing anything traditionally associated with beingfemale," Vimes said.

The captain radiated relief. "Yes, that's itexactly, sir."

想想当Carrot的上司真是不容易,当伴侣又更辛苦了,Angua各种疲劳。

 

标题:Fruitful
网址:http://archiveofourown.org/works/606256
作者:Resonant
配对:Cheery Littlebottom/Original Dwarf Character
分级:Gen
关于性别、恋爱、婚姻的故事。
Cheery结婚了。Vimes夫妇受邀到Cheery家里用餐,庆祝这对新婚佳偶有喜的美事。但事情与Vimes想象的略有出入,在他说蠢话前,Sybil巧妙的阻止了他,并向Cheery和她的伴侣致上祝福。
这篇读了两遍来确认自己有没有理解错误,Discworld里的矮人真是疯狂(又美好)的种族。
开头好精辟的Vimes,已笑,

The wedding of Cheery Littlebottom and KeenSlatequarry lasted precisely two and a half minutes, which made it by far thebest wedding Sam Vimes had ever attended.

作者有趣的注解,

By contrast, the standard Trollish word for'spouse' is precisely the same as the standard Trollish word for 'ouch.'

 

标题:A Trip to Lancre
网址:http://archiveofourown.org/works/604402
作者:Fabrisse
配对:Samuel Vimes/Sybil Ramkin
分级:Gen
Ankh-Morpork公爵夫妻代替Patrician参加Lancre公主的成年礼。那里的女巫们遭遇了一点与衣着有关的小麻烦,Sybil很高兴能帮上忙。而Tiffany表示女巫有恩必报。
虽然尚未读到Witch系列,但从此篇出现的角色看来,个个都很有魅力。Tiffany感觉上是很有个性的女孩。这篇故事里,Tiffany向帮助了她们的Sybil说,

“Iheard the concert by Tears of the Mushroom.(推测是指Snuff里的事?) My young man has a friend who works at theOpera House, and we sat up among the lights. A witch finds the place where alittle twist can change the world. You are an excellent witch, Lady Sybil.”

成年礼的晚会上,GrannyWeatherwax向Vimes说有Sybil作妻子是他的福气,并请他转达谢意。

Sybil came up to him grinning. "There's countrydancing out on the square, and there will be fireworks later, Sam.”
Vimes took her hand and said, "I would be honoredto dance with my wife.”

这篇的Vimes很稳重,Sybil很耀眼。读Guards! Guards!的时候,就觉得Errol和那只称王的龙、Vimes和Sybil真是好浪漫的两对。

 

标题:A Patrician's Best Friend
网址:http://yuletidetreasure.org/archive/79/apatricians.html
作者:shewhoguards
配对:Havelock Vetinari, Mr. Wuffles, Mr. Fusspot
分级:Gen
Patrician总是亲自遛狗,有许多关于他外出的谣言,也许遛狗是个幌子,其实Patrician是去观望哑剧演员的酷刑云云。无人知晓,其实Vetinari是带着Mr. Fusspot去探望一个已过身的朋友。
很可爱的小短篇,一点点感伤。

 

标题:WhatMoney Can't Buy
网址:http://yuletidetreasure.org/archive/60/whatmoney.html
作者:gillianinoz
配对:Vimes一家
分级:Gen
Vimes为了替Sam挑一分完美的礼物而发愁,他多方询问意见。Vimes现在身分显赫,生活富裕,但他没有忘记幼时在CockbillStreet的时光。虽然Sam注定成为Ankh-Morpork最有钱的男孩,Vimes不希望他成为一个只重物质享受的人,Vimes想送给Sam一份特别的礼物。他决定在Hogwatch休假,陪伴妻子与孩子,并给Sam带来一只小狗。
Vimes表示愿意休假,

Sybil smiled gently at him. "Even if there's acrime?"
"Even if the entire Bank of Ankh Morpork iscarried away by the entire Thieves Guild," he swore.
And he meant it too.

要是真发生这事,Commander怕是要拿东西把自己黏住才行。
故事里Vimes向许多人询问也很有趣,他向Ridcully征询,

Ridcully surveyed him for a few moments throughclouds of pipe smoke. "So it's wisdom you've come for then?"
Vimes shrugged, feeling defeated. What a brilliantplan, come and see a sworn celibate for advice on children.

不过Ridcully给的意见其实很不错,建议Vimes留点时间陪伴Sam。

 

标题:SomeJustice
网址:http://yuletidetreasure.org/archive/53/somejustice.html
作者:athousandwinds
配对:Carcer, Death
分级:Gen
很短的一篇。关于Carcer被处刑后,与Death的对话。他表示想在这里等Vimes,殊不知有个警卫已恭候他多时。
Carcer向Death抱怨Vimes抽烟应该会折寿,Death说不会,

"Look at him lighting up that cigar,"Carcer said. "That'll kill him, you know."
NO. IT WON'T.
"There ought to be a law," Carcer said."He smoked all the way through my interrogation. I could've got passivecancer."
PRESUMABLY HE THOUGHT IT WOULDN'T MATTER.

禁烟条款和passive cancer太绝,已笑。

 

标题:End of the Day
网址:http://yuletidetreasure.org/archive/77/endof.html
作者:Fyre
配对:Vimes, Sam
分级:Gen
Night Watch之后,Vimes心烦意乱在街道走着,最后来到自己家门。他想找人谈谈,但刚经历生产的Sybil已入睡,Vimes不忍心叫醒她,而跟宅第里的管家们谈又显得尴尬,Vimes想到了一个人能倾听(虽然他听不懂)。最终在襁褓中的Sam安抚了Vimes。


 
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